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┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat dossier.md❚GENERAL INFORMATION
‒ First name: Alistair
‒ Middle name: ？
‒ Last name: Synklar
‒ Chinese name: 聖 [Saint]
‒ Nickname(s): Al' , Alice , Angels
‒ Language(s) spoken: English & Italian
‒ Birth: New Zealand, ? September 2004
‒ Death: Executed by way of firing Squad for the felonious offense of vulgar public mischief on ??/??/20??
‒ Zodiac: Libra
‒ Chinese zodiac: Monkey
‒ Tarot: Hanged man
‒ Spirit animal: Raccoon
‒ Lucky number(s): 3 and 27
‒ Kaomoji: (X'◡'X)
‒ Gender: Male
‒ Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
‒ Relationship status: Not interested
‒ Love language: The last 19 minutes of Repo Men
‒ Romantic type: Warm with a faint pulse
‒ Race: Bi-racial
‒ Ethnicity: European & Asian
‒ Ethnic composition: Portuguese , German , Chinese
‒ Nationality: Kiwi
‒ Country of residence: New Zealand
‒ City of residence: Auckland
‒ Occupation: Financial Analyst
‒ Qualification(s): Bachelor of Commerce
‒ Field(s) of study: Economics and Finance
‒ Pastime(s): Journaling , Reddit
‒ Vice(s): Straight edge, but I enjoy the feeling of a cigarette between my fingers every once in a while.
‒ Guilty pleasure(s): Breakfast food , shitty music , chinese poetry
‒ Darkest secret(s): Now why would I tell you?
‒ Fetish(es): Knowing how the fuck Larry Williams managed 11000%
‒ Motto(s): If you woke up broke, your ass should've never gone to sleep in the first place.
‒ Anthem: Three days grace - I Am Machine
‒ Album to my life: Palaye Royale - The Bastards
‒ Me as a song: Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
‒ Guilty pleasure song(s): Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz , Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
‒ Guilty pleasure video(s): Daquan Wiltshire - Hood Translations , Twice - Twice Song
‒ Guilty pleasure movie(s): Hour of the wolf , Dangerously yours
‒ Me as a fictional character: Hikigaya Hachiman
‒ Personal role model(s): It'sAGundam , DJ Ghost
‒ Professional role model(s): Andrea Cimitan , Fabio ValentiniLANGUAGE PROFICIENCY
English:
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‒ Height: 165cm (5'5")
‒ Weight: 65kg
‒ Physique: Athletic
‒ Hair color: Dark brown, almost black
‒ Hairstyle: Buzz cut or bald
‒ Eye color: Brown
‒ Complexion: Depends on the season
‒ Skin type: Temperamental
‒ Notable feature(s): Grim facial expression
‒ Shoe size: UK10/11
‒ Aesthetic: Anti-aesthetic
‒ Preferred style: Loosely worn baseball shirt paired with black denims, baseball cap, cocaines or chucks.
‒ Body modifications: 2 piercings, one in each lobe
‒ Tattoos: Not yet
‒ Glasses: Prescription lenses fitted in black frames
‒ Jewelry: Silver earrings, dog tags and cicada necklace
‒ Typical everyday carry: Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
‒ Moles: 3
‒ Freckles: No
‒ Scars: PlentyBACKGROUND
‒ Hometown: Auckland
‒ Childhood: Mediocre
‒ Adolescence: Troublesome
‒ Adulthood: Underway
‒ Familial status: Estranged
‒ Siblings: 2
‒ Birth order: 3
‒ Education: University graduate
‒ Economic status: Middle class
‒ Patriotic: No
‒ Political: No
‒ Religious: Extremely
‒ Religion: Damiano David
‒ Spiritual: No
‒ Occult: Somewhat
‒ Personal philosophy: Pessimistic-nihilism
‒ Financial philosophy: AsceticismPERSONALITY
‒ Ethical disposition: Just because it's illegal, that doesn't make it wrong.
‒ Moral alignment: Neutral
‒ Temperament: Choleric
‒ MBTI: ISTJ
‒ Enneagram: Type 6
‒ Tritype: 631
‒ IQ: 140
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‒ Rice purity score: 51
‒ Notable personality trait(s): Servile , well-mannered
‒ Positive trait(s): Servile , polite , honest , logical
‒ Negative trait(s): Callus , stubborn , judgmental , skeptical
‒ Virtues: Authenticity , commitment , determination , honor , orderliness , reliability
‒ Values: Legacy , stability , honesty , loyalty
‒ Priorities: Money
‒ Motivation(s): Spite
‒ Sins: Envy , greed , lust , pride
‒ Strength(s): Productivity
‒ Weakness(es): Communication , Danielle Marsh's smile
‒ Demeanor: Calm
‒ Sense of humor: Sardonic wit
‒ Mental disorder(s): Schizophrenia
‒ Treatment: High dosage medication misuse
‒ Chronic condition(s): Seasonal ❝Fuck-its❞ , Insomnia
‒ Profanity: Alarmingly high
‒ Seriousness: Minimal
‒ Typical knee-jerk reaction: Exclaim ❝Fuck Sake❞
‒ Talent(s): Looking suspiciously out of place.
‒ Weird quirk: Saying 100 basis points instead of 1%
‒ Social disposition: I dislike everyone equally.
‒ Best described as: A variety of four-letter words
‒ Approach to communication: Asking the simplest questions in uniquely strange ways.AT FIRST GLANCE
＃ You wouldn't be completely out of line to mistake me for the local school shooter or yay' dealer. I'll be the first to say my anti-social exterior and ❝paranoid❞ micro-expressions don't do much to contest many people's first impressions. Pair that with the fact I always carry cash, and you paint yourself quite the picture.A lot has been omitted, but you are more than welcome to just ask (^.~)

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat interests.md❚THINGS I LIKE
Money • Literature • Retro technology • Luxury timepieces • Blinking terminals • Terminal applications • The old/indie web • Fountain pens • Typography • Japanese stationery • Quality paper • Muted color palettes • The color yellow • Topographic patterns • Dithered images • Scanlines • Intelligent humor • Witty remarks • Poetic hate speech • Being delightfully surprised • Compliments from gay men • Salt • Vanilla • Lemon poppy seed • Pretzels • Lizards • Cicadas • Pugs • Bats • Order • Clean linen • Cloudy weather • Violent winds • Cheeky chuckles • Sincere smiles • Giving gifts • Italian cuisine • Funeral food • Hot tea • Good wine • Quiet company • Bonsai trees • Receiving letters • Illegible handwriting • Disposable connections • Black and white films • Late-night rambling • Long lunches • Ballet • Old-school dragTHINGS I DISLIKE
Loud noises • Bright lights • Talkative people • Sensitive people • People who cry on camera • Morning people • Bad grammar • Clingy behavior • Bad timekeeping • Beach sand • Rain • Wet grass • Lavender • Cats • Ticking clocks • Ringing phones • Social media • TikTok • Free will • Cave divers • Bad housekeeping • Disorganized clutter • Generic questioning • Thoughtless responses • Boring introductions • Uninvited guests • Ill-mannered pricks • Warning labels • Rounded corners • The name Keith • Iced coffee • Birthdays • Losers who wish themselves a ❝happy birthday❞ • Holidays • Caged animals • Stupid fucks that overuse filler words • Hecklers • Lazy fuck nuggets • The spelling of ❝toothache❞ • Emojis • A complete disregard for fuckin' punctuationSOME OF MY FAVORITES
Music
‒ Song(s): Asking me to choose a favorite song is like asking me to choose a favorite child. In fact, choosing a favorite child would actually be easier.
‒ Music video(s): DPR Live - Jasmine , DPR Ian - So Beautiful
‒ Opening to a song: Chase Atlantic - Amy
‒ Closing to a song: PartyNextDoor - Wus Good
‒ Cover of a song: Ju Jingyi - Fall (落)
‒ Artist(s): I listen to 300+ new artists a year. I clearly have no loyalty to anyone.
‒ K-Pop groups: Twice , New Jeans , BTS , Stray Kidz
‒ Bias(es): Dahyun , Danielle , RM , Bangchan
‒ Bias wrecker(s): Jihyo , Haerin , Suga , Felix
‒ Band(s): Chase Atlantic , Måneskin , Palaye Royale , Beauty School Dropout , Bring Me The Horizon
‒ Frontmen: Remington Leith , Oliver Sykes
‒ Genre(s): RnB , Dark RnB , Asian RnB , Nu Metal , Alternative Rock
‒ Instrument(s): Piano , Erhu
‒ Musical note: G5
‒ Composition(s): Arrival of the birds
‒ Lyric(s): ❝She said I pray for you, She said I love you, but I need to stay away from you❞ - Phora , ❝미안해 미안해 하지마 내가 초라해지잖아❞ - Taeyang , ❝Ooh, I'm a motherfucker, tell ya baby mama fuck around❞ - Snow Tha Product
‒ Album(s): Palaye Royale - The Bastards , Måneskin - Teatro d'ira vol.1 , Beauty School Dropout - We Made Plans And God Laughed , mgk - Tickets To My Downfall , Jxdn - Tell Me About Tomorrow , Damiano David - Funny Little Fears
＃ Despite the length of this list, I don't listen to a lot of music. I just hold a lot of sentimentality in music.Literature
‒ Genre(s): Philosophy , Finance
‒ Author(s): Oscar Wilde , Franz Kafka
‒ Philosopher(s): Friedrich Nietzsche , Arthur Schopenhauer
‒ Poet(s): Dr. Seuss
‒ Quote(s): ❝There is no such thing as a good influence, Mr. Gray. All influence is immoral...❞ - Lord Henry Wotten , ❝Because this mess I made I made with love❞ - Ocean Vuong , ❝The meaning of life is that it stops.❞ - Franz Kafka , ❝The safest way to not be very miserable is to not expect to be very happy❞ - Arthur Schopenhauer
＃ It'd be in my best interests to do more reading.Miscellaneous
‒ Sound(s): Crackling fire
‒ Scent(s): Red wine , Burnt matches
‒ Season: Winter
‒ Day of the week: Tuesday
‒ Time of day: 18:15
‒ Rabbit hole(s): Unit 731 , Cicada 3301
‒ Conspiracy theory: Santa Claus
‒ Word(s): Chthonic , Nouveau Riche , Dispassionate , Fellatio
‒ Dirty word(s): Cunt , Fuck , Twat
‒ Website(s): Reddit.com , Neocities.org , Nekoweb.org , Taobao.com , Archive.org
＃ Yes, I'm quite strange, and you'll do well to never forget this.Creative
‒ Artist(s): Hayao Miyazaki
‒ Artisan(s): Mariia Khas
‒ Fashion line/brand(s): Ed Hardy , Converse
‒ Fashion model(s): Chloe Lau , Pia Cruz
‒ Fashion designer(s): Christian Audigier , Rick OwensTypography
‒ Serif font(s): Liberation Serif
‒ Monospaced font(s): Hack, Zed Mono NF
‒ Signature font(s): Signatura
‒ Handwritten font(s): Rocketto , Hello Ketta , Silent Forest , Mayonice
‒ Typewriter font(s): Love Letter
‒ Japanese/Chinese font(s): Matisse EB , Maple Mono CN
‒ Typeface(s): Serif , Monospaced
＃ I typically use Liberation Serif for emails, Hack and Zed for terminal, Hello Ketta for academic work, Rocketto for digital journals, and Mayonice and Silent Forest for letters.Visual Media
‒ Film genre(s): Romance , Vintage , Comedy
‒ English film(s): Me before you , Repo Men , Watching the detectives
‒ Vintage film(s): Dangerously yours , Hour of the wolf
‒ Japanese film(s): My Tomorrow, Your Yesterday
‒ Animated film(s): Grave of the fireflies
‒ Cartoon(s): Garfield
‒ Anime: Black Lagoon , Bleach , Serial Experiments Lain , Ergo Proxy , Demon Slayer , The Apothecary Diaries
‒ Show(s): House MD , Top Gear , Doom at your service
＃ I don't do a lot of show or movie watching these days, but worthwhile suggestions will do well to get you in my good graces.Games
‒ Genre(s): Arena Shooter , Tactical Shooter , RTS , Text-based RPG , Dungeon Crawler
‒ Game(s): Quake , Blood , UT1999 , Halo , Age of empires , A.V.A , Counter-strike
‒ Console: Playstation 2
‒ Franchise(s): Final Fantasy
‒ Team: G2 Esports
＃ Don't talk to me about modern gaming related shit. I gave up gaming so long ago.This list is occasionally updated; do with that as you will...

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat socials.md❚SOCIAL MEDIA
‒ Reddit
# I'd hate to disappoint you, but I'm not chronically online.
# Don't ask me to sign up to any platform; chances are I'm already banned from it or just outright refuse to use it.COMMUNICATION
‒ Signal Coming soon
‒ IRC Channel Under construction
‒ Personal Email
‒ Business Email
# Kindly reserve my business email for serious inquiries, website issues, comments, complaints, compliments, and suggestions, and my personal email for hateful remarks and less serious matters. Oh, and please don't flood my inbox.
# Response times vary along with my availability, so kindly exercise patience when waiting on a reply. Rest assured, I will respond‒typically within 24-48hrs.GAMING
‒ Steam
‒ Chess.com
# I prefer crosswords and sudoku, but I'll still leave these here.MISCELLANEOUS
‒ Spotify
‒ Last.fm Coming soon
‒ Goodreads Coming soon
‒ Github
‒ PastebinCurrently not accepting friend requests; check back later.

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat resources.md❚DEV STACK FOR シンクラー
‒ Templating: Carrd
‒ Editor: VS Codium
‒ Domain management: Cloudflare
‒ Hosting: Cloudflare
‒ Versioning and deployment: Github
‒ Media distribution: Github
‒ Language stack: HTML , CSS , JS
‒ Troubleshooting: Involuntary acquisition , W3Schools , The fuckin documentation
‒ Inspiration: Neocities , Nekoweb , UnixpornDEV STACK FOR ブラック・インク
‒ Templating: Carrd
‒ Writing: Obsidian
‒ Editor: VS Codium
‒ Hosting: Cloudflare
‒ Versioning and deployment: Github
‒ Scheduling and planning: Flux
‒ Media distribution: Github
‒ Language stack: HTML , CSS , JS , MDDOWNLOADS
‒ Original background image: Download
‒ Current background image: Download
‒ Black ink background image: Download
‒ Ai Ohto image: Download
‒ Lain image: DownloadADDITIONAL RESOURCES
Color Palettes
‒ RosePine ✦
‒ Tokyo Night ✦
‒ Catppuccin
‒ Dracula ✦
‒ Moonfly ✦
‒ Noctalia
‒ Eldritch
‒ Terminal Colors ✦
‒ Everforest
‒ Kanagawa
‒ Gruvbox ✦Assets
‒ Cool Symbols
‒ Nerd Fonts Icons ✦
‒ Font Awesome Icons ✦
‒ StreamlineHQ ✦
‒ Dashboard Icons
‒ Symbl
‒ Kaomoji ✦
‒ Omni.vi ✦
‒ Wallhaven ✦Tools
‒ Palettum ✦
‒ Color-Name
‒ Atabook
‒ Catbox ✦
‒ TAAG
‒ Tooooools ✦
‒ Efecto
‒ Hybriidbox Spotify Posters ✦✦ indicates a favorite of mine

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat bookmarks.md❚WEBPAGES
‒ OMNI IS AWAKE ✦
‒ /ɔŋ.ɣə/ ✦
‒ Falconiforme ✦
‒ Daliwali
‒ Nyscyra
‒ Wired-chan ✦YOUTUBE CHANNELS
＃ Yes, I watch a lot of vlogs to cope with my mundane life.
‒ Alex Bondoc
‒ Aleks Raz
‒ Chloe Lau ✦
‒ Jade Nhi
‒ Keo Tsang ✦
‒ Lana
‒ Leslie
‒ Miu ✦
‒ Olisunvia ✦
‒ Selina Yang ✦
‒ ShuililySUBREDDITS
‒ Unsent Letters ✦✦✦✦✦
‒ Unixporn ✦✦✦✦✦
‒ Command Line ✦✦✦✧✧
‒ Fountain Pens ✦✦✦✧✧WEBSITES
‒ Murdle
‒ Townscraper
‒ Messenger
‒ Floor796 ✦
‒ 50watts
‒ Alive Internet Theory
‒ Chillhop ✦✦ indicates a rating or favorite of mine.

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat changelogs.md❚JANUARY 2026
‒ 01 | #0001 : Read＃ Only logs written in the last 30 days are visible here. Archived logs can be found and read here.
＃ Yes, the logs are plaintext; fight me on it.WEBPAGE COMMENTS
！ The omission of music was an executive decision made to improve performance, and because almost all the best music is copyrighted. Suggestions are welcome though :)
！ Almost everything is just text. It just keeps shit simple and snappy.
！ Source comments are just propaganda at this point...
！ Light mode will never be a feature. I am too fuckin blind to risk such self-harm.
！ A comment section has been taken into consideration.
！ This website will remain ad-free indefinitely. Unless, of course, it starts impacting my wallet. In that case, I will do my very best to keep ads classy. You're always welcome and advised to use an ad blocker.

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┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/ ls❚．/    ．．/    changelogs/    published.md    published/    schedule.md    シンクラー    updates.md    updates/    unpublished.md    unpublished/    アーカイブ/

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┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/ bat published.md❚JANUARY 2026
‒ 05 | 0001 : ??????
‒ 12 | 0002 : ??????FEBRUARY 2026
‒ 02 | 0003 : ??????＃ Only compositions written in the last 12 months are visible here. Retired compositions can be found and read here.

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/ bat unpublished.md❚FOREWORD ^{Read the bloody thing}
The following is a collection of unpublished compositions, deemed too explicit or controversial for a sensitive or underage audience. You're both advised and politely asked to proceed at your own discretion and not take everything you read too seriously. Although almost nothing published on Black Ink is necessarily ❝appropriate❞ reading material for anyone, the following is neither intended nor recommended for sensitive or underage readers.COMPOSITIONS ^NSFW
‒ ?0001 | Unpublished_01＃ Only compositions written in the last 12 months are visible here. Retired compositions can be found and read here.

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┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/ bat updates.md❚JANUARY 2026
‒ 01 | !0001 : ??????
‒ 02 | !0002 : ??????＃ Only updates written in the last 12 months are visible here. Retired updates can be found and read here.

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/ bat schedule.md❚SCHEDULE
# Consider the following a very loose suggestion.
# The schedule is optimistically created prior to composition and always subject to change. Kindly keep that in mind.
# I try to prioritize publishing updates on the first and last Friday of the month and at least one composition every week.LEGEND
‒ ▢ ➝ Post
‒ ▢ ➝ Update
‒ ▢ ➝ Post + Update
‒ ∆ ➝ HolidayJANUARY 2026

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┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/アーカイブ/ ls❚．/   ．．/   changelogs.md   changelogs/   published.md   published/   unpublished.md   unpublished/   updates.md   updates/

┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/アーカイブ/ bat changelogs.md❚2026
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┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/アーカイブ/ bat published.md❚2026
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┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/アーカイブ/ bat unpublished.md❚2026
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┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/ブラック・インク/アーカイブ/ bat updates.md❚2026
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┏[Alistair@Synklar.com]
┗ ＄ ～/websource/シンクラー/ bat quickstart.md❚Questionnaire ^{Found here}
＃ No, I did not answer every question. I either answered it already in another context or just couldn't be bothered.
1. How long have you been making websites: Not really sure if carrd counts as web development, but if it does, then about 3 years; if not, then I've done about a year of authentic web development.
2. What kind of websites are you most interested in: Optimized, themed webpages with a unique artistic approach.
3. What is your workflow: Nothing special, but you can read about my full process here.
4. What are your creative inspirations: Reddit , Neocities , Nekoweb.
5. What is the purpose of your website: To furnish a quiet corner of the internet, seeing as I'm not allowed in the house...
6. What are your website priorities: Sub one second full paint , A+ SEO , A+ Gtmetrix benchmark , Almost no attack surface , No advertising.
7. What is your favorite part of web development: Suffering, of course...
8. What is your least favorite part of web development: Optimization, by a mile.
9. Who is funding all this shit: The Chinese government, who else?
10. What is black ink: It's just a micro-blog where I publish utter nonsense for an audience of strangers.
11. Does your website follow a theme: It's a tokyo-night terminal for the most part.
12. Are you a part of any webrings: No, but you are welcome to add me to your webring. Just no furry stuff, please and thank you.
13. What are your thought on buttons and banners: Even though I don't have either, I think they're nice trinkets.
14. If you started over again, would you do anything different: I don't plan on ever doing this shit again.
15. Are you envious of other webpages: I'm very envious of a few.
16. What is the size of your webpage: Not including Black Ink, less than a megabyte.
17. Thoughts on the Neocities vs NekoWeb debate: Neocities is a classic, but the quality's definitely been watered down over the years. Nekoweb, although smaller, has a better upfront selection of webpages and personality.
18. Do you prefer simple or highly visual websites: Simple for the most part, but the occasional organized clutter is certainly appealing to my nostalgia.
19. Do people in your personal life know about your website: I fuckin hope not, but if they do, fuck it.
20. Do you update your website often: Only with black ink releases and the occasional typo fix.
21. Is your website more you-focused, hobby-focused, or outside world-focused: It doesn't get more egotistical than this right here.
22. Have you made any friends from your website: I don't intend to.
23. Do you keep everything on a single website: Yes
24. Are you happy with the source code of your website: Didn't your mother teach you manners? Don't you know it's rude to ask a stranger such personal questions? But to answer your question, it's aight.
25. Are you okay with people using your source code: It's an MIT license, do as you will, little spark. Besides, most of the code isn't even mine.
26. What are some of your tips for new website devs: You'll find most of them here, but some things new devs should focus on are asset optimization, code redundancies, minifying code, and good head... tags.
27. Should devs consider accommodating mobile: Do as you will, shawty.
28. Is your website mobile-friendly: Nah, she's hostile.
29 Is your website "cliché" in your opinion: Well, I don't see any furry-related stuff on here...
30. Do you create your own assets: I haven't a creative bone in my body. Most of the assets are borrowed and credited to their rightful creator. Should this website ever be monetized, I'll be sure to let em hold a little something 'til Friday (^_<)
31. Are there any website habits you can't escape: Adding propaganda to my source code.
32. Do you consider yourself a beginner or expert: I consider myself ❝fuckin lazy❞ when it comes to development.
33. What was the cost of development: About 40 dollars.
34. How did you learn to make websites: I didn't. Tell me, does this look like the work of someone who knows what they're doing?
35. What do you want people to be most impressed with when they see your website: What makes you think I want to impress people? I'd prefer if they threw up in their mouth a little at the sight of my webpage (＾◡＾)
36. Who is the target audience of your website: Whoever has the misfortune of stumbling across this mess.
37. Are you embarrassed by your old work: Yes, a composition about that is in the works.
38. What happens to your website if you get hit by a bus: The repo with all the source code will exist indefinitely and remain available to the public. What's mine is yours.
39. What is the deal with ❝little spark❞: It's just something I borrowed from Mc.baldiee.WEBSITE RULES
‒ Be a peach and exercise your manners. If you're going to be a prick, be a polite one.
‒ Don't post rubbish on my guestbook. Profanity is allowed, but do not link any illicit or pornographic media. Keep your furry hentai to yourself, or you'll be banned.
‒ Propaganda is allowed, but it must be humorous.
‒ No covering thy neighbor's wife; I don't care if the hoe's cold.INDEXING
＃ All compositions and updates are uniquely indexed and follow the below indexing scheme.
‒ Published compositions: Range between 0001 - 9999
‒ Unpublished compositions: Range between 0001 - 9999 and begin with ?
‒ Updates: Range between 0001 - 9999 and begin with !
‒ Changelogs: Range between 0001 - 9999 and begin with #
＃ Don't even ask me what happens when we reach 10k, neither one of us wants to know the answer to that.ACCESSIBILITY
＃ I've tried my best to make finding compositions easy. Below is some shorthand to help navigate web directories and find shit quicker, as well as the lifespan of compositions before archiving.
Lifespan
‒ Published compositions: 12 months
‒ unpublished compositions: 12 months
‒ Updates: 12 months
‒ Changelogs: 30 daysPre-archiving
‒ Published compositions: synklar.com/black-ink/published/index
‒ Unpublished compositions: synklar.com/black-ink/unpublished/index
‒ Updates: synklar.com/black-ink/updates/index
‒ Changelogs: synklar.com/black-ink/changelogs/indexPost-archiving
‒ Archive: synklar.com/black-ink/archive/archive type/year/month/index
‒ Archive types: Published , unpublished , updates , changelogsMANDATORY PREFACE
！ I am: fuckin' vulgar , crude , insensitive , controversial , pretentious , and facetious.
！ I may, on occasion, come across as: extremely fuckin hateful
！ Despite my frequent use of the words 'cunt' and 'fruitpop' and how I may come across, I do not hate anyone. Your body, sexual orientation, romantic choices, furry festivities, and business, are exactly that‒your business. Just don't expect me to compromise or omit my opinion. We can have differences in opinion and still share mutual respect. However, if you're offended by any of my opinions, you are more than welcome to leave. It's nothing but love and a little controversy, little spark (≧◡≦) ♡