┌[Alistair@synklar.com]
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I simply can no longer be bothered to introduce myself. If you can't dig up a mutual interest or at the very least an original question, save us both the time.

┌[Alistair@synklar.com]
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GENERAL INFORMATION
‒ First name: Alistair
‒ Middle name: ？
‒ Last name: Synklar
‒ Chinese name: 聖 [Saint]
‒ Nickname(s): Al' , Alice , Angels
‒ Language(s) spoken: English & Italian
‒ Birth: New Zealand, ? September 2004
‒ Death: Executed by way of firing Squad
‒ Zodiac: Libra
‒ Chinese zodiac: Monkey
‒ Tarot: Hanged man
‒ Spirit animal: Raccoon
‒ Lucky number(s): 3 and 27
‒ Kaomoji: (X'◡'X)
‒ Gender: Male
‒ Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
‒ Relationship status: Not interested
‒ Love language: The last 19 minutes of Repo Men
‒ Romantic type: Warm with a faint pulse
‒ Race: Tri-racial
‒ Ethnicity: European & Asian
‒ Ethnic composition: Portuguese , German , Chinese
‒ Nationality: Kiwi
‒ Country of residence: New Zealand
‒ City of residence: Auckland
‒ Occupation: Financial Analyst
‒ Qualification(s): Bachelor of Commerce
‒ Field(s) of study: Economics and Finance
‒ Pastime(s): Journaling , Reddit
‒ Vice(s): Straight edge, but I enjoy the feeling of a cigarette between my fingers every once in a while.
‒ Guilty pleasure(s): Breakfast food , shitty music , chinese poetry , quantitative finance
‒ Darkest secret(s): Now why would I tell you?
‒ Fetish(es): Knowing how the fuck Larry Williams managed 11000%
‒ Motto(s): If you woke up broke, your ass should've never gone to sleep in the first place.
‒ Anthem: Three days grace - I Am Machine
‒ Album to my life: Palaye Royale - The Bastards
‒ Me as a song: Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
‒ Guilty pleasure song(s): Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz , Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
‒ Guilty pleasure video(s): Daquan Wiltshire - Hood Translations , Twice - Twice Song
‒ Guilty pleasure movie(s): Hour of the wolf , Dangerously yours
‒ Me as a fictional character: Hikigaya Hachiman
‒ Personal role model(s): It'sAGundam , DJ Ghost
‒ Professional role model(s): Andrea Cimitan , Fabio Valentini

LANGUAGE PROFICIENCY
English:
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PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
‒ Height: 165cm (5'5")
‒ Weight: 65kg
‒ Physique: Athletic
‒ Hair color: Dark brown, almost black
‒ Hairstyle: Mullet or buzz cut
‒ Eye color: Brown
‒ Complexion: Depends on the season
‒ Moles: 3
‒ Freckles: No
‒ Scars: Plenty
‒ Skin type: Temperamental
‒ Notable feature(s): Grim facial expression
‒ Shoe size: UK10/11
‒ Aesthetic: Anti-aesthetic
‒ Preferred style: Loosely worn baseball shirt paired with black denims, baseball cap, cocaines or chucks.
‒ Body modifications: 2 piercings, one in each lobe
‒ Tattoos: Not yet
‒ Glasses: Prescription lenses fitted in black frames
‒ Jewelry: Silver earrings, dog tags and cicada necklace
‒ Typical everyday carry: Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

PERSONALITY
‒ Ethical disposition: Just because it's illegal, that doesn't make it wrong.
‒ Moral alignment: Neutral
‒ Temperament: Choleric
‒ MBTI: ISTJ
‒ Enneagram: Type 6
‒ Tritype: 631
‒ IQ: 140
‒ Intrapersonal intelligence: ▮▮▮▯▯
‒ Interpersonal intelligence: ▮▯▯▯▯
‒ Overall emotional intelligence: ▮▮▯▯▯
‒ Rice purity score: 𓆩51𓆪
‒ Notable personality trait(s): Servile , well-mannered
‒ Positive trait(s): Servile , polite , honest , logical
‒ Negative trait(s): Callus , stubborn , judgmental , skeptical
‒ Virtues: Authenticity , commitment , determination , honor , orderliness , reliability
‒ Values: Legacy , stability , honesty , loyalty
‒ Priorities: Money
‒ Motivation(s): Spite
‒ Sins: Envy , greed , lust , pride
‒ Strength(s): Productivity
‒ Weakness(es): Communication , tact
‒ Demeanor: Calm
‒ Sense of humor: Sardonic wit
‒ Mental disorder(s): Schizophrenia
‒ Treatment: High dosage medication misuse
‒ Chronic condition(s): Seasonal "Fuck-its", Insomnia
‒ Profanity: Alarmingly high
‒ Seriousness: Minimal
‒ Typical knee-jerk reaction: Exclaim "Fuck Sake"
‒ Talent(s): Looking suspiciously out of place.
‒ Weird quirk(s): Saying 100 basis points instead of 1% , blatantly refusing to acknowledge that the plural of moose isn't "Meese"
‒ Social disposition: I dislike everyone equally.
‒ Best described as: A variety of four-letter words
‒ Approach to communication: Asking the simplest questions in uniquely strange ways.

BACKGROUND
‒ Hometown: Auckland
‒ Childhood: Mediocre
‒ Adolescence: Troublesome
‒ Adulthood: Underway
‒ Familial status: Estranged
‒ Siblings: 2
‒ Birth order: 3
‒ Education: University graduate
‒ Economic status: Uh huh (¬ ¬ )
‒ Patriotic: No
‒ Political: No
‒ Religious: Extremely
‒ Religion: Damiano David
‒ Spiritual: No
‒ Occult: Somewhat
‒ Superstitious: No
‒ Personal philosophy: Pessimistic-nihilism
‒ Financial philosophy: AsceticismA lot has been omitted, but you are more than welcome to just ask (^.~)

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THINGS I LIKE
Money • Literature • Retro technology • Blinking terminals • Terminal applications • Thinkpads • The old/indie web • Fountain pens • Typography • Japanese stationery • Aged paper • Muted color palettes • The color yellow • Topographic patterns • Dithered images • Scanlines • Intelligent humor • Witty remarks • Poetic hate speech • Being delightfully surprised • Compliments from gay men • Salt • Vanilla • Lemon poppy seed • Pretzels • Lizards • Cicadas • Pugs • Bats • Order • Clean linen • Cloudy weather • Violent winds • Cheeky chuckles • Sincere smiles • Giving gifts • Italian cuisine • Funeral food • Hot tea • Good wine • Quiet company • Bonsai trees • Receiving letters • Illegible handwriting • Disposable connections • Black and white films • Late-night rambling • Long lunches • Ballet • Old-school drag

THINGS I DISLIKE
Loud noises • Bright lights • Talkative people • Sensitive people • People who cry on camera • Morning people • Bad grammar • Clingy behavior • Bad timekeeping • Beach sand • Rain • Wet grass • Lavender • Cats • Ticking clocks • Ringing phones • TikTok • Free will • Change • Making exceptions • Cave divers • Bad housekeeping • Disorganized clutter • Generic questioning • Thoughtless responses • Boring introductions • Uninvited guests • Ill-mannered pricks • Social events • Warning labels • Rounded corners • The name Keith • Iced coffee • Birthdays • Losers who wish themselves a "happy birthday" • Holidays • Caged animals • Stupid fucks that overuse filler words • Hecklers • Window shoppers • Lazy fuck nuggets • The spelling of "toothache" • Emojis • A complete disregard for punctuation

SOME OF MY FAVORITES
Music
‒ Song(s): Asking me to choose a favorite song is like asking me to choose a favorite child. In fact, choosing a favorite child would actually be easier.
‒ Music video(s): DPR Live - Jasmine , DPR Ian - So Beautiful
‒ Opening to a song: Chase Atlantic - Amy
‒ Closing to a song: PartyNextDoor - Wus Good
‒ Cover of a song: Ju Jingyi - Fall (落)
‒ Artist(s): I listen to 300+ new artists a year. I clearly have no loyalty to anyone.
‒ K-Pop groups: Twice , New Jeans , BTS , Stray Kidz
‒ Bias(es): Dahyun , Danielle , RM , Bangchan
‒ Bias wrecker(s): Jihyo , Haerin , Suga , Felix
‒ Band(s): Linkin Park , Chase Atlantic , Måneskin , Palaye Royale , Beauty School Dropout , Bring Me The Horizon
‒ Frontmen: Remington Leith , Oliver Sykes
‒ Genre(s): RnB , Metal , Rock
‒ Sub-genre(s): Dark Rnb , "Tokyo after midnight" RnB , K-RnB , Nu-Metal , Alt-Rock
‒ Instrument(s): Piano , Erhu
‒ Musical note: G5
‒ Composition(s): Arrival of the birds
‒ Lyric(s): "She said I pray for you, She said I love you, but I need to stay away from you" - Phora , "미안해 미안해 하지마 내가 초라해지잖아" - Taeyang , "Ooh, I'm a motherfucker, tell ya baby mama fuck around" - Snow Tha Product
‒ Album(s): Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory , Chase Atlantic - Chase Atlantic , Palaye Royale - The Bastards , Måneskin - Teatro d'ira vol.1 , Beauty School Dropout - We Made Plans And God Laughed , mgk - Tickets To My Downfall , Jxdn - Tell Me About Tomorrow , Damiano David - Funny Little Fears , Twenty One Pilots - Blurryface
# Despite the length of this list, I don't listen to a lot of music. I just hold a lot of sentimentality in music.

Literature
‒ Genre(s): Philosophy , Finance
‒ Author(s): Oscar Wilde , Franz Kafka
‒ Philosopher(s): Friedrich Nietzsche , Arthur Schopenhauer
‒ Poet(s): Dr. Seuss
‒ Quote(s): "There is no such thing as a good influence, Mr. Gray. All influence is immoral..." - Lord Henry Wotten , "Because this mess I made I made with love" - Ocean Vuong , "The safest way to not be very miserable is to not expect to be very happy" - Arthur Schopenhauer
# It'd be in my best interest to do more reading.

Miscellaneous
‒ Sound(s): Crackling fire , Tuning forks
‒ Scent(s): Red wine , Burnt matches
‒ Season: Winter
‒ Day of the week: Tuesday
‒ Time of day: 18:15
‒ Rabbit hole(s): Unit 731 , Cicada 3301
‒ Conspiracy theory: Santa Claus
‒ Word(s): Chthonic , Nouveau Riche , Dispassionate , Fellatio
‒ Dirty word(s): Cunt , Fuck , Twat
‒ Phrase(s): Ei Viitsi , Uh huh
‒ Website(s): Reddit.com , Neocities.org , Nekoweb.org , Taobao.com , Archive.org
‒ Subreddit(s): Unsent Letters , Unixporn , Command Line
# Yes, I'm quite strange, and you'll do well to never forget that.

Typography
‒ Serif font(s): Liberation Serif
‒ Nerd font(s): Hack , MesloLGS
‒ Signature font(s): Signatrue , Hatshows Signature
‒ Handwritten font(s): Rocketto , Hello Ketta , Silent Forest , Mayonice
‒ Typewriter font(s): Love Letter
‒ Japanese/Chinese font(s): Matisse EB , Maple Mono CN
‒ Typeface(s): Serif , Monospaced
# I typically use Liberation Serif for emails, Hack and MesloLGS for terminal, Hello Ketta for academic work, Rocketto for digital journals, and Mayonice and Silent Forest for letters.

Visual Media
‒ Film genre(s): Romance , Vintage , Comedy
‒ English film(s): Me before you , Repo Men , Watching the detectives
‒ Vintage film(s): Dangerously yours , Hour of the wolf
‒ Japanese film(s): My Tomorrow, Your Yesterday
‒ Animated film(s): Grave of the fireflies
‒ Cartoon(s): Garfield
‒ Anime: Black Lagoon , Bleach , Serial Experiments Lain , Ergo Proxy , Demon Slayer , The Apothecary Diaries
‒ Show(s): House MD , Top Gear , Doom at your service
# I don't do a lot of show or movie watching these days, but worthwhile suggestions will do well to get you in my good graces.

Gaming
‒ Genre(s): Arena Shooter , Tactical Shooter , RTS , Text-based RPG , Dungeon Crawler , Indie
‒ Game(s): Quake , Halo CE , Age of empires II , A.V.A , Counter-strike Source
‒ Console(s): Playstation 2 , Gameboy
‒ Franchise(s): Final Fantasy , Age of empires
‒ Org: G2 Esports
# Don't talk to me about modern gaming related shit. I gave up gaming so long ago.This list is occasionally updated; do with that as you will...

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SOCIAL MEDIA
‒ Instagram
‒ Reddit
# I'd hate to disappoint you, but I'm not chronically online.
# Don't ask me to sign up to any platform; chances are I'm already banned from it or just outright refuse to use it.

COMMUNICATION
‒ Personal Email
‒ Business Email
# Kindly reserve my business email for serious inquiries, website issues, comments, complaints, compliments, and suggestions, and my personal email for hateful remarks and less serious matters. Oh, and please don't flood my inbox.
# Response times vary along with my availability, so kindly exercise patience when waiting on a reply. Rest assured, I will respond‒typically within 24-48hrs.

GAMING
‒ Steam
‒ Chess.com
# I prefer crosswords and sudoku, but I'll still leave these here.

PLAYLISTS
‒ The dull pain behind my eyes
‒ Moanable Melodies 18+
‒ Unresolved adolescent issues
# Not an exact representation of my preferences, but more so, an adequate suggestion.Currently not accepting friend requests; check back later.